Oh, mon dieu! (That's French for "oh my god" for all you uncultured swines). Various Artists have come together on this album, A La Gloire De Dieu Et Du Roi, to pay homage to both the Big Guy upstairs and the dude with the fancy crown.

From the opening track, we are transported back to the days of wigs, corsets, and extravagant banquets at Versailles. The harpsichord melodies dance around like courtiers trying to impress the royal entourage. It's all very regal and grandiose, just the way Louis XIV would have liked it.

But don't be fooled by the opulent facade, there's a rebellious spirit lurking beneath the surface. Tracks like "Revolution Rock" and "Guillotine Groove" shake things up with their punk rock attitude and anti-establishment lyrics. It's a musical coup d'état that would make Robespierre proud.

Each artist brings their own unique flair to the album, creating a tapestry of sounds that range from the divine to the downright scandalous. It's a musical feast fit for a king, or at least a moderately successful court jester.

So, grab your powdered wig and lace gloves, because A La Gloire De Dieu Et Du Roi is a wild ride through the corridors of power and excess. It's a revolution of sound that will have you shouting "Vive la musique" from the rooftops.